[Intro] (Massive alpine horn blast echoing) (Engine revs) (Yodel-hop intro) Yo-de-lay-hee! Watch the cliff edge, darling! Drop the beat like a falling glacier! [Verse 1] I’m sliding down the Eiger with a bottle in my hand Leaving fifty angry Germans in the frozen wasteland I was caught inside the chalet, trousers ‘round my knees Doing things to Gretchen that would make the devil freeze Now the ski-patrol is coming and they’ve got the flashing lights But they’ve never seen a scoundrel reach these cinematic heights Shift the gear into the red, feel the piston start to throb While I’m dodging frozen pine trees like a professional knob [Pre-Chorus] (Echoing yodel) Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo! (The bass begins to wobble violently) Higher! Faster! Filthier! Hold your breath, here comes the drop! [Chorus] (Yodel-bass drop: Yo-de-lay-HEE-HEE-WOB-WOB-WOB) It’s an alpine chase, I’m a total disgrace Got the sub-woofer vibrating all over the place (Wobble bass continues) Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo, what you gonna do? When the mountain starts shaking from the size of my... crew! (Bassline growls) [Verse 2] The snow is flying upward like a powdered sugar dream But the language I am using is particularly obscene I’ve got three metric tonnes of the finest melted cheese And a lady in the sidecar who is begging "Faster, please!" The thermal underwear is chafing but I cannot stop for air With a mullet blowing wildly like a majestic polar bear Check the mirror, there’s a chopper, they are closing in the gap But they didn’t count on me having this much bass inside my trap [Pre-Chorus] (Echoing yodel) Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo! (Intense rhythmic build-up) One hundred and forty beats of pure mountain filth! Hold your lederhosen! [Chorus] (Yodel-bass drop: Yo-de-lay-HEE-HEE-WOB-WOB-WOB) It’s an alpine chase, I’m a total disgrace Got the sub-woofer vibrating all over the place (Wobble bass continues) Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo, what you gonna do? When the mountain starts shaking from the size of my... crew! (Bassline growls) [Bridge] (Half-time breakdown) (Deep, distorted voice) Below zero. Maximum thrust. (Accordion solo over heavy distorted sub-bass) I told you, Gretchen... The mountains have ears... But they don’t have rhythm like this! (Aggressive yodel trill) [Breakdown] (Sound of a snowmobile jumping a massive ravine) (Slow motion audio effect) (Heavy bass impact on landing) BOOM. Still got the cheese. Still got the girl. Check the altitude, mate! [Final Chorus] (Total sonic chaos) (Yodel-bass drop: Yo-de-lay-HEE-HEE-WOB-WOB-WOB) It’s an alpine chase, I’m a total disgrace Got the sub-woofer vibrating all over the place (Wobble bass continues) Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo, what you gonna do? When the mountain starts shaking from the size of my... crew! (Bassline growls) [Outro] (Engine fades into the distance) (Last lonely yodel) Yo-de-lay-hee... (Sound of a distant explosion) Oops. Mind the crevasse. (Fades out with a final sleigh bell chime)
