Half Pizza Hero (Thin Crust Edition)

Comedy rock, funk rock, electro-pop, dance rock, synth-pop, novelty pop, groove rock, ironic disco, quirky electronica, parody funk

[Pre-Chorus]
Paper-thin and crispy wild
Like a wafer to this pizza child
The moment's here, no turning back
This flimsy disk's under attack!

[Chorus]
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(Ayo?!)
"Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!"
(Good Lord!)
No explanation, no apology
Just half a pizza's tragedy
(It's thin crust, my dude...)

[Verse 2]
Mozzarella dreams on cardboard schemes
Pepperoni screams, marinara streams
One man's feast, another's fear
THIN CRUST PIZZA disappeared!
Like that wasn't even a challenge, bro!
But still he had to let us know...

[Pre-Chorus]
Paper-thin and crispy wild
Like a wafer to this pizza child
The deed is done, but let's be real
That's barely even half a meal!

[Chorus]
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(Ayo?!)
"Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!"
(Good Lord!)
No explanation, no apology
Just half a pizza's tragedy
(Still flexing about thin crust...)

[Bridge]
Where'd it go? (Nobody knows!)
How'd it go? (That's how it goes!)
THIN CRUST though? (Barely a snack!)
Want some more? (Still didn't fill the gap!)
Why announce? (Just because!)
Thin or thick? (Thin crust, cuz!)

[Final Chorus?]
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(AYO?!)
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(FOR REAL?!)
"Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!"
(GOOD LORD!)
No explanation, no apology
Just half a pizza's history
(The thinnest of histories...)

[Outro]
(Spoken) "The other half's fate..."
(Spoken) "Forever a mystery..."
(Spoken) "Some say on a full moon, whispers of garlic fill the air..."
(Spoken) "...thin crust, fleeting as a dream..."
(Spoken) ."..yet forever haunting our plates."

[Truly Final Chorus]
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(AYO?!)
"Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!"
(FOR REAL?!)
"Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!"
(GOOD LORD!)
No explanation, no apology
Just half a pizza's history
(Thin crust legends never die....)

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[Verse 1] Midnight struck, box opened wide Caped and bald, hunger inside No warning given, no time to think Just garlic knots and kitchen sink Thin as paper, crisp and light Still he treats it as his fight, then... [Pre-Chorus] Paper-thin and crispy wild Like a wafer to this pizza child The moment's here, no turning back This flimsy disk's under attack! [Chorus] "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (Ayo?!) "Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!" (Good Lord!) No explanation, no apology Just half a pizza's tragedy (It's thin crust, my dude...) [Verse 2] Mozzarella dreams on cardboard schemes Pepperoni screams, marinara streams One man's feast, another's fear THIN CRUST PIZZA disappeared! Like that wasn't even a challenge, bro! But still he had to let us know... [Pre-Chorus] Paper-thin and crispy wild Like a wafer to this pizza child The deed is done, but let's be real That's barely even half a meal! [Chorus] "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (Ayo?!) "Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!" (Good Lord!) No explanation, no apology Just half a pizza's tragedy (Still flexing about thin crust...) [Bridge] Where'd it go? (Nobody knows!) How'd it go? (That's how it goes!) THIN CRUST though? (Barely a snack!) Want some more? (Still didn't fill the gap!) Why announce? (Just because!) Thin or thick? (Thin crust, cuz!) [Final Chorus?] "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (AYO?!) "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (FOR REAL?!) "Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!" (GOOD LORD!) No explanation, no apology Just half a pizza's history (The thinnest of histories...) [Outro] (Spoken) "The other half's fate..." (Spoken) "Forever a mystery..." (Spoken) "Some say on a full moon, whispers of garlic fill the air..." (Spoken) "...thin crust, fleeting as a dream..." (Spoken) ."..yet forever haunting our plates." [Truly Final Chorus] "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (AYO?!) "Welp! Half the pizza's inside me now!" (FOR REAL?!) "Welp! Watch that garlic disappear!" (GOOD LORD!) No explanation, no apology Just half a pizza's history (Thin crust legends never die....) [Words, Production, and Direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]

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