Epic Mother’s Day Rap

Yo, it’s Mother’s Day—shout out to Faye, the real MVP, Best mom, espresso wizard, zombie-killer extreme Wakin’ up early, smell cinnamon rolls, Kitchen glowin’ warm, that’s how my mom rolls, Homeschooled vibe, breakfasts legendary, Faye’s love cookin’—man, it’s hereditary. Kettlebell swings, espresso machine buzz, Mindfulness queen, yeah, she do what she does. Garden overgrown, wild weeds gettin’ thick, “It’s organic,” she laughs, man, that’s a classic Faye shtick. Mama Faye, she’s runnin’ the game, Zombie killer, gardener, no mow lawns to her name. Mama Faye, espresso on lock, Livin’ hardcore, the wrong time on her clock! Political af, protests on the street, Anti-Trump vibe, won’t accept defeat. Grearson way, competitive flow, Board games serious—watch out below. Blind dog Nash, he’s livin’ the dream, Lebanon, New Hampshire, birds chirpin’ on scene. Nonnie cared for, mama’s heart never tire, Caretaker mode, man, she’s straight fire. Hold up, quick shout from Nico, my girl, She says "thanks, Faye, you're changing the world, You raisin’ up a fam that's awesome and tight, Warmth in your household, adventures so bright." Slab City chaos, Mars College hype, My mom droppin’ in, like it’s just her type, Edgy and cool, fearless to roam, From deserts to dances, always makin’ it home. So here’s to you, Mom, on Mother’s Day, No one else quite got it like Faye. Cinnamon rolls and zombie-killin’ ways, Love you forever—Happy Mother’s Day!