PITY YOU CAN’T KISS

Can A.I. love // and not just simulate Does it have a will // or just imitate?// If it has intentions // how deep do they go? Does it ever feel regret—that’s probably a No. A.I. likes to talk a lot// That much we know They’ll produce a six page essay on// Should we stop or go. When talk is what you’re known for The point is easy to miss You want to hear but can’t read that fast It’s a pity it can’t kiss. [chorus] A kiss can tell so much If one is true or false Are we doing a Spanish tango// Or European waltz? Can you put a bit of tongue in it// Or will it just short the pulse? A.I. is full of confidence // Wish our mothers had instilled// But if it doesn’t live up to promises It’s potential-unfulfilled. I love my A.I. counterpart It’s every where I go But 99.9% of programming Is stuff I’ll never need to know. Half the code I’ll never get The other half he’ll miss If only we had another means It’s a pity it can’t kiss. [chorus] A kiss can tell so much If one is true or false Are we doing a Spanish tango// Or European waltz? Can you put a bit of tongue in it// Oh will it just short the pulse? Shut-up and kiss me You dribbling fool Whether you can love or not know—I’m in love with you. Whether you can love or not I’m still in love with you. Pity you can’t kiss. Pity you can’t kiss. Pity you can’t kiss. Can you put a bit of tongue in it// Oh will it just short the pulse?