THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY Libertine Joker [INTRO — workplace ambience / ticking clock] [Keyboard typing] [Clock ticking] [Libertine, spoken] Monday… Fuck you. Tuesday… Still fuck you. Wednesday… Why are you so fucking long? Thursday… You tease. [clock ticks] But Friday? [clock strikes] Oh, you beautiful bastard. [SNARE COUNT] CLOCK! THE FUCK! OUT! [RIFF EXPLODES] [VERSE 1 — fast alternative punk] Five days deep In the same routine Coffee, bullshit Broken dreams Smile politely Nod my head While mentally I’m somewhere else instead Check that clock AGAIN! Two more hours FUCK! One more meeting WHY?! Could’ve been an email— AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! Boss says, “Have a good weekend” Oh, I intend to. Grab my shit Hit the door I ain’t thinking About Monday anymore! [PRE-CHORUS] What day is it?! FRIDAY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! FRIDAY! WHAT FUCKING DAY IS IT?! FRIDAY! Then somebody Turn this motherfucker— UP! [CHORUS — massive crowd anthem] THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! CLOCKED OUT AND I’M FEELING ALIVE! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! WE FUCKING SURVIVED! Turn it up! MOVE YOUR FEET! Drop that fucking Weekend beat! Monday wants me back? Tell Monday— GET THE FUCK IN LINE! THANK GOD! THANK GOD! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! [POST-CHORUS — dance punk] HEY! CLOCK OUT! HEY! GET LOUD! HEY! WHO CARES?! NOT ME RIGHT NOW! HEY! HANDS UP! HEY! ALL NIGHT! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! [VERSE 2] Work clothes off Black jeans on Speakers shaking Favorite song Phone goes silent GOODBYE! Anything important? MONDAY! Tonight ain’t built For productivity Tonight’s about Irresponsibility Not the life-destroying kind— JUST THE FUN YOU FUCKING EARNED THIS TIME! Call the friends WHERE YOU AT?! Grab your shoes MOVE YOUR ASS! We got exactly Two fucking days— LET’S MAKE ’EM COUNT BEFORE THEY PASS! [PRE-CHORUS] Work tomorrow?! HELL NO! Alarm clock?! HELL NO! Early bedtime?! FUCK NO! Then what are we doing?! LOSING OUR FUCKING MINDS! [CHORUS] THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! CLOCKED OUT AND I’M FEELING ALIVE! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! WE FUCKING SURVIVED! Turn it up! MOVE YOUR FEET! Drop that fucking Weekend beat! Monday wants me back? Tell Monday— GET THE FUCK IN LINE! THANK GOD! THANK GOD! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! [DANCE BREAK — funky bass / electronic beat] [Libertine] Okay. Everybody who’s been waiting all fucking week for this… I need you moving. Left! RIGHT! Left! RIGHT! Bounce! BOUNCE! Shoulders! MOVE! You worked all week— NOW WORK THAT FUCKING DANCE FLOOR! [Electronic build] Friday night! HEY! Friday night! HEY! Friday fucking night! HEY! One! Two! Three! [Silence] CLOCK OUT! [METALCORE DROP] [BREAKDOWN] NO! EMAILS! NO! MEETINGS! NO! ALARMS! THIS! EVENING! CLOCK! OUT! BREAK! LOOSE! MONDAY CAN WAIT— WE GOT SHIT TO DO! TWO-STEP! LEFT! TWO-STEP! RIGHT! THANK GOD WE MADE IT TO— FRI! DAY! NIGHT! [SECOND BREAKDOWN] MONDAY! CAN! KISS! MY! ASS! TUESDAY! CAN! WAIT! IN! LINE! WEDNESDAY! TOOK! FOREVER! THURSDAY! NEARLY! DIED! BUT! WE! FUCKING! MADE! IT! [complete silence] [Libertine] What day is tomorrow? [Crowd] SATURDAY! [Libertine] Oh… fuck yeah. [HEAVIEST DROP] THEN KEEP FUCKING MOVING! [FINAL CHORUS] THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! WHOLE DAMN ROOM IS COMING ALIVE! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! WE FUCKING SURVIVED! Jump! BOUNCE! LOSE YOUR MIND! LEAVE THE WHOLE DAMN WEEK BEHIND! Monday wants us back? THAT’S MONDAY’S FUCKING PROBLEM! THANK GOD! THANK GOD! THANK GOD IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY! [FINAL CROWD CHANT] WHAT DAY?! FRIDAY! WHAT DAY?! FRIDAY! WHAT FUCKING DAY?! FRIDAY! AND HOW DO WE FEEL?! FUCKING GREAT! CLOCK OUT! GET LOUD! MOVE YOUR ASS! SHAKE THE GROUND! THANK! GOD! IT’S! FUCKING! FRIDAY! [FINAL HIT] [OUTRO — phone alarm] [phone notification] [Libertine] What’s that? [Voice] Your Monday schedule. [pause] [Libertine] Delete it. [Voice] You can’t delete Monday. [Libertine] Not with that attitude.
