Verse 1 Coffee in my left hand, tote bag in my right Window shopping turned into a Friday night Started with one thing, now the cart’s got ten Guess I’m doing my civic duty again Pre-Chorus Every little checkout sings my name Oops… there goes my paycheck again Chorus BRB, gonna go stimulate the economy One little purchase turns into a shopping spree If it’s on sale, it’s basically free to me Don’t blame me—I’m supporting prosperity Swipe, tap, thank you kindly Keeping all these storefronts shiny BRB, gonna go stimulate the economy Verse 2 Receipt so long it rolls across the floor Walked in for socks, walked out with twenty more The bags keep multiplying in the backseat Guess GDP and I just happened to meet Pre-Chorus 2 One more browse won’t hurt a thing That’s what I tell myself every single trip Chorus BRB, gonna go stimulate the economy One little purchase turns into a shopping spree If it’s on sale, it’s basically free to me Don’t blame me—I’m supporting prosperity Swipe, tap, thank you kindly Keeping all these storefronts shiny BRB, gonna go stimulate the economy Verse 3 Little local bakery, vintage record store Found a tiny treasure, then I found four more Every smiling “Have a nice day” feels like victory Guess we’re all exchanging a little energy Bridge I’m not splurging… I’m investing in joy Helping cashiers stay employed Call it fashion, call it destiny I’m just boosting productivity Final Chorus BRB, gonna go stimulate the economy Every little “treat yourself” is part of history Retail confetti falling all around me Someone’s gotta keep these businesses happy Swipe, tap, dopamine on three It’s my tiny fiscal policy BRB… gonna go stimulate the economy Outro See you soon—don’t wait for me I’ve got a date with the economy ——————— Written and produced by @vinnyleaf Vinnyleaf Music 2026
