[Verse 1] Blind kid under upstairs Down in the dumpy uncles house Cousin party and the zoo snake Glass was missing owl not grouse Letters piled up to the ceiling Family vacay to the cliffs Big guy beard and motor bike The sidecar and cake he didn’t get Weird alley for a child But the grownups think it’s fine Turns out he’s a wizard But he’s safety’s in a bind. Bad guy tried to kill him Mama saved him, she’s the star Baby beat the bad guy But baby got a scar [Pre chorus] Shopping day for hero Bird, clothes and a wand Hop on train to new school Brown frog don’t want on [chorus] Dictator hat decides the fates Fancy feast and brand new friends But this is only the beginning And we can see just how this ends Bully’s from the snake place Are mean and look quite rich But red head, scar and nerd girl Don’t even mess with it Schooling books and learning Youngest kid to join the team Just like daddy scar kid Broom pro golden gleam [Verse 2] Teacher seems weird and red flag Other teacher wears weird hat Not the one that fates you More like turban in the back Mirror shows mom and dad’s back But they’re both not really there And under other teachers headress Is more than a head of hair It’s vee-man not to mention Bad guy who we thought was dead He lives somehow on the back Of the other teachers head Good rock that solves our problems But only for this one book Was right there in his pocket Says the mirror when he looked [pre chorus] Give the rock back to the principal Who only shows up when he wants Left red head, scar and nerd girl But cares, or so he fronts. [chorus] Seems dangerous for the children I guess their parents don’t seem to care Scar boy and his two friends Three headed dog was also there Life size chess board, moving pieces And cryptic help from someone else Moving stairwells and talking portraits But none of which were themselves Fancy broom number two thousand Goes faster than the rest Train ride heading homeward Back to treated like a pest [bridge] Rookie year at new school In a brand new wizard world Three amigos now forever Red head, scar, and nerd girl Ending with bad teacher But not the one that we red flagged Well keep an eye on that one Let D know it if he asked [chorus] Not much left to unwind Back to under upstairs hole Wait for summer to be over Where does bird live? Where’s his home? Uncle’s still a fat guy Auntie hates him still Cousins getting meaner Kid, you know who didn’t kill Glasses round and circle Outdated to say the least Three tiny children had none No business around those beasts [outro] Tune in for the next part Of our weird little wizardly world Misadventures of our amigos Red head, Scar, and Nerdy Girl
