On a strange and weird night Out in the park Prowling the deep thicket Only the full moon for light A starless night Bleak and stark Tonight... It was the beasts! MREEEEEOOOOW! Something moving through the brush Two eyes shining in the dark You might think it’s just a kitty You might even call its name... (Psssp-psssp-psssp... here kitty kitty) But when the moon is hanging full... It isn’t quite the same. Closer... Closer... CLOSER! ATTACK OF THE WERE-KITTIES! Run when you hear them cry! ATTACK OF THE WERE-KITTIES! Claws underneath moonlight! Nothing will stand a chance When the little paws... ADVANCE! Don’t let the whiskers fool you Don’t look into those eyes Don’t stop to pet the fluffy one No matter how she cries A little meow behind you A little scratching at the door Then suddenly there’s one... Two... TEN... A HUNDRED MORE! RRRRAAAAAAHHH! ATTACK OF THE WERE-KITTIES! Run when you hear them cry! ATTACK OF THE WERE-KITTIES! They’re prowling through the night! MREEEEEOOOOW—RRRRAAAGHH! Nothing will stand a chance When the little paws... ADVANCE! Be careful out there... Wouldn’t want to get... RIPPED APART. ...mew? MREEEEEEEEOOOOOW!
