I came to a conclusion After very much confusion Because of my seclusion (And a random blood transfusion) And a profusion of delusion In my brain you see I think Max doesn't like me (Max!) (Why?) (Oh, Max!) What did I do? The thought came to me today As I looked out across the bay From a church fifty miles away (What a random thing to say) That I don't get to play As much as I want you see I think Max doesn't like me (Max!) (Why?) (Oh, Max!) What did I do? Did I say something wrong? Did I laugh at you too long? You look funny in a thong! (Should I sing a random song?) Should I hit a bong or a gong? I'm feeling a bit hurt you see I think Max doesn't like me [Outro] I think Max doesn't like me
