My Gal Won't Drive My Jags

[Verse] Well, I got too many Jags, and I can't take 'em back Silver S-Type, red F-Type, blue XF V6s and a V8, don't matter I can't get my good lady to drive one, so [Chorus] I bought myself a French van She don't mind drivin' that And I thought I'd have a new car But now, I got too many Jags My gal won't drive my Jags [Verse] Well, I bought her the F-Type 'cause I knew that she would like it But the damn thing was too low, and the kids don't like the coupe She said, "I like my old one. The wheels go around" Well, what am I supposed to do with these things? [Chorus] I guess I'll drive my French van I'll keep drivin' that I thought I'd have a new car But now, I got too many Jags My gal won't drive my Jags [Bridge] Well, if you want a Jaguar, it's your lucky day 'Cause I got too many, and one of 'em needs a new place And if you see me on the highway, you can bet your ass It won't be in one of those things [Chorus] 'Cause I'm drivin' my French van I don't mind drivin' that And I thought I'd have a new car But now, I got too many Jags I bought myself a French van She don't mind drivin' that And I thought I'd have a new car But now, I got too many Jags My gal won't drive my Jags