[Intro] [Verse] I ran through the front door Dropped my bag and keys Burst into the bedroom Where I fell to my knees [Verse] My stomach was in knots I ran out of time Pulled my pants down way too fast Then I felt it fly [Chorus] Wet taco shit squirted out of my butt It hit me by surprise (doo doo doo) Afternoon traffic was backed up for miles Now I want to cry (poo poo poo) Hot brown liquid covers the walls Chocolate hershey waterfalls There’s shit sprayed across the floor It's like a crime scene from a late night horror [Verse] My husband came home early I didn’t hear the door Found me curled up crying In a brown mess on the floor [Verse] “It was taco Tuesday,” I said with disgust. “A gallon of fajitas Came out of my butt.” [End]
