Is This Real Life?

I need something more practical A little more tactile I need melting hot pink glass, punk I need a self-aware fractal Jesus Christ cooking holy mackerel Eating Zoloft With a side of Paxil When the exit is just part of the maze You'll have strange, strange days Just goin' through a serpentine phase Hey, hey, HEEEEYYYY!!! Some say tomato, some say tomorrow Some mix high-fructose corn syrup with sorrow Tell me again, you're never loud enough Film at 10, film at 10 It's happening again!!!! I need something more practical A little more tactile I need a hot pink mess, fuck I need a self-aware fractal Jesus Christ cooking holy mackerel Here are my scars Here are my shackles I'm a myth from the mall A snake eating its tail Mr. Kool-Aid through the wall Oh hell! Oh hell! When your face is just the start of the maze Your legs will go on for days Aw shucks! It's a serpentine phase! Hey, hey, hey I'm a snake in the grass I'm a thumb in the dam I'm a touchdown hillbilly A shit-goddamn You're a venomous ass But I'm glad you're in my class Whatcha want for breakfast? Smash and pass Smash and pass! Is this soccer? Is this golf? Found your four-leaf clover, baby And it's not enough Has been all day, baby Did we miss the night? David's at the dentist, baby Is this real life? Is this real life? I need something more practical?! A little more tactile!! I need to think a sec!! I am a self-aware fractal!! Jesus Christ on a pterodactyl! Fish in my veins!! Which ones to tackle?!