[verse] It cost zero dollars to be a good person You have nothing to lose So why do I feel like You'd rather pay a fine [chorus] Why are you such a Richard A real piece of work What makes a man like you Become such a jerk [verse] I'm helping old ladies across the street While you're picking their pockets Instead of donating your change You throw it in the traaaash [chorus] Why are you such a Richard A real piece of work What makes a man like you Become such a jerk [verse] It would be so easy to change I promise it wouldn't hurt Just give it chance (hey, stop hitting me. I said stop it) [chorus] Why are you such a Richard A real piece of work What makes a man like you Become such a jerk [outro]
