PAPA Z — THE ASS SLAYER [INTRO — CARTOON-SINISTER PIANO LOOP] [Vinyl scratch / bouncing bass] [High-pitched psychotic voice] ¿Quién coño dejó salir al monstruo? Heh-heh-heh… PAPA Z! [RECORD SCRATCH] HOOK I’M HERE TO EAT YOUR ASS! [DING!] Don’t fuck with my ass! Papa Z loco, movin’ demasiado fast! ¡MONSTRUO DEL CULO! Everybody run! ¡ASESINO DEL CULO! Motherfucker’s come! ASS! ASS! ASS! Papa Z attack! Karachi motherfucker with the madness intact! [DING!] ¡MONSTRUO! ¡MONSTRUO! Everybody scatter! Papa Z arrived— NOW YOUR ASS DON’T MATTER! [SCRATCH] VERSE 1 I’m psycho, psycho, Loco con el micro, Walk through the door like “¿Dónde está mi culo?” Wait— WHAT?! Nobody knows, Nobody cares, Z got underwear Flying through the motherfuckin’ air! [DING!] Left turn! Right turn! Brain got fried! Papa got an ass radar Built inside! BEEP-BEEP! Target detected! Ass inspected! Papa Z mentally Disconnected! [RECORD SCRATCH] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?! PRE-HOOK Uno! Dos! Tres! CUATRO! Papa Z kicking down The fucking teatro! Cinco! Seis! Somebody yell— “¡CORRE, CABRÓN!” ’Cause Papa escaped From the culo hotel! [DING!] HOOK I’M HERE TO EAT YOUR ASS! Don’t fuck with my ass! Papa Z loco, Motherfucker move fast! ¡MONSTRUO DEL CULO! Hide that ass! ¡PAPA Z! Hide that ass! ASS SLAYER! Hide that ass! Karachi psycho— HIDE THAT ASS! VERSE 2 — RAPID FIRE Ass in the morning, Ass after noon, Papa see a culo, Start howling at the moon! AWOOOO! [DING!] Brain go tick, Then brain go boom, Z walked in And scared everybody from the room! Culo-loco, Poco-a-poco, Papa talking nonsense Like Pinocchio on cocoa! Wait— That don’t rhyme! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! Throw another DING in— [DING!] NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! [SCRATCH-SCRATCH] I’m the Z, I’m the freak, I’m the lunatic king, Every time I say ASS Make the motherfucking bell ring! ASS! [DING!] ASS! [DING!] ASS! [DING!] STOP RINGING THAT SHIT! BREAKDOWN [Beat stops] [Whisper] They call him… El Monstruo… del… Culo. [Deep voice] Papa Z… The Ass Slayer. [High-pitched voice] WHO TOUCHED MY ASS?! [Massive record scratch] FINAL HOOK I’M HERE TO EAT YOUR ASS! Don’t fuck with my ass! ¡MONSTRUO DEL CULO! Papa moving fast! ASS SLAYER! Loco motherfucker! ASS SLAYER! Run for cover! ¡PAPA Z! Karachi made! ¡PAPA Z! Mentally crazed! ¡PAPA Z! Somebody tell this motherfucker— GET OFF THE STAGE! [RECORD SCRATCH] [DING!] [High-pitched voice] …ass? [HARD STOP]
