
Zero G-Spot
[Electronic Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Houston, I got problems, but libido ain't one Driftin' in my spaceship, ridin’ shotgun with the sun Pressurized latex, my suit's vacuum tight Booty’s anti-grav and it’s catchin' starlight Buzzin’ like a satellite, I’m freakin’ in the void Toys on autopilot—yeah, they fully deployed Got my playlist on Bowie, whisperin’ in my ear: “This is Major Thrust to Ground Control—your girl’s not here” [Pre-Chorus] I’m floatin’ in a moonbeam, makin’ love in 3D Rocket Man's cryin' 'cause he ain’t up here with me Flipped the switch, launched the itch, orbitin' bliss Space ain't cold when your cockpit’s like this [Chorus] Zero-G spot, baby, bounce like a quasar Suckin’ on freeze-dried peaches in my pink space car I'm a freak in the sheets of the Andromeda fleet Comin' fast like a comet with a glittery beat Zero-G spot, baby, turn that dial Let’s go hyperdrive nasty in a nebula style Astro-lovin’ got me moanin’ in Morse Screamin’ "Ground Control!" like it’s intergalactic intercourse [Verse 2] Martian lover got tentacles, fine with me We roleplay Star Trek but it’s rated NC-17 His laser’s set to stun, I said "beam me again" Now I got moon juice drippin’ from my oxygen tank Thrust like Apollo, make it climax in reverse Got a black hole where my panties were—worse or first? I’m vibin’ like a synthwave dream gone wild Got a space helmet on but I’m feelin’ so… styled [Bridge] I’m Major Bae, takin’ off with no delay Stuck the landing on Uranus, what can I say? This mission’s classified: Operation O NASA called, they said “Girl, you put on a show” [Chorus] Zero-G spot, baby, bounce like a quasar Suckin’ on freeze-dried peaches in my pink space car I'm a freak in the sheets of the Andromeda fleet Comin' fast like a comet with a glittery beat Zero-G spot, baby, turn that dial Let’s go hyperdrive nasty in a nebula style Astro-lovin’ got me moanin’ in Morse Screamin’ "Ground Control!" like it’s intergalactic intercourse [Outro - Spoken/Glitched] “This is Ground Control to Lusty Queen…” “…we’re pickin’ up hot signals from your space machine…” “…you’ve entered an unauthorized pleasure zone…” “…proceed with caution. Or don’t.” [Glitch breakdown – moans, synth stabs, vocoder lines like “orbit me,” “docking complete,” “countdown climax in T-minus 5”]

