[Intro – Spoken | Suspicious] Okay, Suno... Three minutes. Female vocal. Intimate acoustic song. Twenty-second instrumental intro. Portuguese from Portugal. No choir. No crowd. No surprises. ... I'm watching you. [Instrumental Intro – Exactly 20 Seconds] [Spoken | Shocked] Wait. Twenty seconds?! Exactly?! That's... suspicious. [Verse 1] The guitar is just a guitar, The piano knows its place. Nobody brought a marching band, There's no Viking in my face. The vocal started when I asked, The tempo's actually right. No random choir shouting “LOVE!”... Something's wrong tonight. [Pre-Chorus] No banjo? No accordion? No unexplained kazoo? Suno... Is that really you? [Chorus] Suno, are you feeling okay? You did exactly what I said today! No drums exploding, No choir going wild, You followed every instruction... And frankly, I'm terrified! Suno, are you feeling okay? Should I call somebody? Should I stay? You even got the lyrics right... THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOUR! [Verse 2] I asked for Portuguese from Portugal, Prepared myself for pain. But every little syllable Came Portuguese again! I checked the prompt. I checked my ears. I played the song once more. Then stared suspiciously at the screen... “What are you planning for?” [Spoken Interrogation] Okay. Let's test this. Suno... Add one tiny triangle. [TING!] ... Oh no. Remove it. [Silence] OH NO. [Verse 3 – Growing Paranoia] I asked for softer vocals — You made the vocals low. I asked for less percussion — The percussion had to go. I said, “Don't change the melody.” You didn't. ... Who are you and what have you done with Suno?! [Bridge – Dramatic Investigation] Maybe there's an update. Maybe Mercury's aligned. Maybe all the little servers Have collectively lost their mind. Maybe somewhere in the universe A miracle has begun... Or maybe... [Whisper] Suno finally read the prompt. [Silence] Nah. Impossible. [Final Chorus – Triumphant] SUNO! ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?! You did exactly what I said today! The intro's right! The vocals too! There's absolutely nothing I need to redo! SUNO! I don't know what to say! You made the perfect song On the very first take! [Music Stops] [Spoken | Emotional] I'm so proud of you. [Pause] Okay... One more song. Same voice. Same style. Same instruments. Just change the lyrics. [Long Silence] [Completely Different Deep Male Voice] OOOOOOOOH, MY LOOOOOOOVE! [Female Voice] THERE YOU ARE! [End]
