Hark! The Gotham sirens ring

[Verse 1] Hark! The Gotham sirens rrring, Chaos spreads from this clownish king! Peaceful nights are torn asunder, Bats and crooks in endless blunder. Laughing gas, balloons aloft, All your Christmas dreams are scoffed. Fear and fun collide tonight, Gotham’s bat, prepare to fight! Hark! The Gotham sirens rrring, Madness reigns, your ears will sting! [Spoken] "What’s that sound, Batsy? Oh, just the sound of Christmas cheer—Joker style!" [Verse 2] Lo! The streets, they glow with drread, Stockings filled with bombs instead! Oh, the gift of pure disorder, Wrapping Gotham in my laughter. Joy to none, and terror to all, Winter nights with Joker’s cabal. Dance of mayhem, hear it sing, A chorus fit for Gotham's king! Hark! The Gotham sirens rrring, Bat-signal fails, the villains spring! [Spoken, laughing] "You know, I should charge royalties for all these ‘emergencies’ I cause. But where’s the fun in that Batsy?" [Verse 3 – Mockingly slow and grand] Hail the clown of chaos wild, Merry mischief’s twisted child! Now the Bat must face the jest, Outplayed by Gotham’s cleverest pest. See the snow? It’s not quite white, Chemicals tweak it in the night. Hark! The Gotham sirens ring, To my chaos Hope it Doesn't sting! [laughter] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *cough, cough* [sinister laughter] [end] [Verse 3 – Clear rhythmic] Hail the