Verse 1: Left foot in, laces tight Right foot follows, all seems right Stand up straight, ready to go But wait, what's this? Something's below Chorus: There's a stone in my shoe How did it get there? I haven't a clue Gotta take it off now, what else can I do? This unexpected stone's throwing off my whole groove Verse 2: Sit back down, untie the lace Slip off the shoe at a steady pace Turn it over, give it a shake Out comes the culprit, for goodness sake (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: A tiny pebble, smooth and round Causing such fuss, now it's on the ground Put the shoe back on, tie it up again Ready to walk, free from stony pain (Repeat Chorus) Outro: Next time I'll check before I begin To make sure no sneaky stones have snuck in Lithic intruder, foot-bound and brazen Infiltrates the sole space, a clandestine invasion Derailing my stride with each step's abrasion Forced decon process, a shoelace equation Heel-to-toe tango, a gravelly migration Stone cold reminder of nature's persuasion Microscopic mountain range causes stagnation One-shoe hobble dance, a sidewalk sensation
