NO BALANCE — HOLY LAND REMIX Ajuju-SQ × Holy Land Cruisers [Intro] Ajuju-SQ! Omoooo! 😂 Holy Land don gather again! Who give these boys microphone? Who give them electricity? 😂 DJ, abeg lock the gate! Nobody should escape! [Chorus] Holy Land boys, wetin dey happen? 😂 One dey run, one dey jump, One dey talk like professor, But nobody understand! Holy Land boys, wetin dey happen? Everybody get him own problem! If normal person enter here, E go become abnormal! 😂🔥 [Verse 1] Shat Man dey sell, Business no dey close! Morning—business! Night—business! Even dream—business! 😂 If you ask am, “Oga, you dey rest?” He go say, “Rest? Na which customer be that?” Dio Toma enter— Everybody hold your head! 😂 Ask am, “Where you dey go?” He say, “I just came yesterday tomorrow.” You say, “Wetin?” He say, “Exactly!” 😂 [Verse 2] Bright! Bright! 🥒 Cucumber minister! You no see cucumber? Go ask Bright! Bright say, “I dey farm.” We say, “Bring something!” He come back with cucumber Like say na government allocation! 😂🥒 Mr P! 🎬 Ramsym NOA himself! Camera never show, But acting don already start! Guy fit see ordinary bucket And turn am to movie prop! 😂 [Chorus] Holy Land boys, wetin dey happen? One dey sell, one dey farm! One dey act, one dey confuse! Everybody get him own alarm! 😂 [Verse 3] Dancer! 😂 DJ never press play, But Dancer don press his waist! Beat dey come tomorrow, His leg don travel today! DJ say, “Wait!” Dancer say, “Wait for what?” 😂 Before you know am, His shoe don leave the ground! Smart! Our professional follow-man! 😂 If you cough—Smart cough. If you sit—Smart sit. If you disappear— Smart go ask, “Where you dey go?” [Verse 4] Bro Koko! Na him be that thing! 😂 “What thing?” “Na him be that thing!” Nobody knows the thing, But everybody knows Koko! Ask am for explanation, He say, “You understand now?” We say, “NO!” He say, “Good!” 😂 Don DADA! 👑 King of UZE! When DADA enter, Even chair go stand straight! 😂 Everybody adjust their sitting, Because royalty don arrive! [Verse 5 — Remix Madness 😂🔥] Shagbaor Ekete! 😎 Big-man department manager! If you see big man from far, Ekete don already smile! “Good afternoon, sir!” Big man never even see am! 😂 Ekete dey calculate levels Before the handshake reach! Bravado! 😂🥊 This guy dey love fighting! You say, “Good morning.” He say, “Why you shout?” You say, “I no shout!” He say, “So you wan argue?” 😂 Everybody shout: “BRAVADO, PLEASE!” Show Man! 🏍️😂 Okada man with VIP mentality! Bike na two wheels, But Show Man dey behave like private jet! He park okada— Adjust shirt— Clean shoe— Check mirror— “Boss, where we dey go?” 😂🔥 [Funny Bridge] Who be the normal person here? NOBODY! 😂 Who dey confuse everybody? DIO TOMA! Who get cucumber? BRIGHT! 🥒 Who dey find big-man levels? EKETE! 😎 Who love argument? BRAVADO! 😂 Who dey ride with levels? SHOW MAN! 🏍️ Who dey dance before the beat? DANCER! Who dey follow everybody? SMART! Who be the king? DON DADA! 👑 [Final Chorus] Holy Land boys, wetin dey happen? 😂 Nobody normal for here! One dey talk, one dey fight, One dey dance without a beat! Holy Land boys, wetin dey happen? Na cruise we dey manufacture! If laughter get factory, Holy Land na the headquarters! 😂🔥 [Outro] Shat Man! — BUSINESS! Dio Toma! — CONFUSION! 😂 Bright! — CUCUMBER! 🥒 Mr P! — ACTION! 🎬 Dancer! — WAIST! 😂 Smart! — FOLLOW! Bro Koko! — NA HIM BE THAT! Don DADA! — UZE KING! 👑 Ekete! — BIG MAN LEVELS! 😎 Bravado! — CALM DOWN! 😂 Show Man! — OKADA VIP! 🏍️ Ajuju-SQ! Holy Land Cruisers! NO BALANCE! NO NORMAL PERSON! 😂🔥 REMIX COMPLETE!
