Who am I? HA!! HA!! HA!! Wouldn't you love to know! I'm as smart as they come, sick of you tossin' crumbs and your choice to let addicts die while you sit upon your thrones sucking your thumbs *hearing" those addicts cry. I can predict the future Fetty's a cancerous tumor, it steals lives of those who were attacked by this deadly intruder. 14,000 homeless, thousands rule the streets as the city brags about "pride" mothers have sat at home and cried while the city removes and depletes monies from those who want better. I admire their endeavors. We've got the Peacocks and dancing frogs galore who cover lies with ribbits and squawks , to try even the score in some crazy make-believe war. We know Candace can't dance, but she can whine "pour me, poor me" poor her another glass of wine. We've got to ditch Mitch before he drives the city off the cliff! Angelita, oh my, can she prance! We can't allow her to advance! Then there's Sameer who's made it crystal clear he hates cops while bullets fly and bodies drop. Let's not forget Jamie who couldn't see the fragility of the messenger and in fact he was condescending obviously, intentionally offending. How to a 95-year-old woman he was rude. His reply written on city letterhead and put online to her crass and crude. Jamie isn't all that fine, send him packing to the unemployment line. The man doesn't use his head. Of course there's Teacher Tiffany when she speaks sounds she's found an epiphany! She's a watch to tightly wound. Let's not forget about Steve who has power therefore believes he can tell a man to "fuck himself in his heart!" That man must depart!! The biggest joker, Wilson snuck in like a chameleon made promises he couldn't keep who now tries to act like Little Bow Peep who lost all her sheep and didn't know where to find them. Portland's future looks grim. Fuck the Portland Charter it's not off to a good start. Portland, ya should have been smarter. "FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HEART" That's the message to every Portlander loud and crystal clear.
