[Intro] [Country-folk, upbeat, twangy acoustic guitar, warm female vocal] [Verse 1] He knocked on my door at half past nine Said "Ma'am, I hear your pipes need a good time" I said "They've been backed up for a week or more" He winked and said "That's what I'm here for" [Pre-Chorus] He pulled out his tools, they were long and thick Said "Don't you worry, I'll get this fixed quick" [Chorus] He's the repairman, he knows what he's doing Gets in real deep where the problems are brewing He works all night till the job is done right Leaves everything dripping by morning light [Verse 2] He got on his knees to check underneath Said "Something's been leaking, I can feel the heat" I handed him a wrench, he said "Ma'am, I need two" He grunted and said "This one's stuck, how about you?" [Pre-Chorus] He tightened his grip and he twisted it slow Said "Sometimes you gotta take it real low" [Chorus] He's the repairman, he knows what he's doing Gets in real deep where the problems are brewing He works all night till the job is done right Leaves everything dripping by morning light [Verse 3] He said "I'll need access to your back passage" I blushed and said "It's been blocked since August" He squeezed himself in with a torch and a prayer Said "There's a lot of built-up pressure in there" [Pre-Chorus] He pumped it real slow then he gave it a thrust Said "Years of neglect turns good pipes to rust" [Chorus] He's the repairman, he knows what he's doing Gets in real deep where the problems are brewing He works all night till the job is done right Leaves everything dripping by morning light [Bridge] [key change, build] My neighbour came over, she said "Oh my word, The noises from your place, the whole street heard" I said "He was banging for hours on end Best repairman I've ever let in" [Outro] [slow down, wry delivery] He packed up his tools as the sun came up Left his number on a Post-it, said "Call me up" If anything else needs a real good seeing to There ain't a job I won't do for you Yeah, there ain't a job... he won't do... for you
