[Verse 1] This is not a love song, So don’t be weird, I write these all the time, Really I swear. It’s just about a broody guy with wolves and stuff! They’re stupid and they steal my pie. A little fluff! I flirt with girls, I save the day, (HEY! HEY!) He’s NOT part of the harem! I say. I power up, everyone cheers, .... ... ...the wind stops when he appears... Hum da da da da da da, Dah da dah da da da da dah Hum da da da da da da, Hey! [Pre-Chorus] I don’t do brooding, I don’t do fate, (HEY! HEY!) The girls are feuding, my life’s been great! (HEY! HEY!) I blow stuff up while looking down a blouse! (HEY! HEY!) I swear I’m not in love with Klaus! (HEY!) [Chorus] This is not a love song, It's just a joke, I swear! Just completely normal feelings. I don’t freeze up, and I don’t care, Of course it's not a love song, I just forgot to breathe, don’t stare! Stop looking at me like that! (HEY! HEY! HEY!) [Verse 2] This is not a love song, So don’t be weird. I write these all the time, Really I swear. He doesn’t laugh, he doesn’t flirt. might be a threat, He’s a man, I’m chasing a skirt! A man. And yet… Every girl yells for “me,” okay? (HEY! HEY!) He’s NOT part of the harem! I say. I power up, everyone cheers, .... ... ...the wind stops when he appears... [Pre-Chorus] I’m not nervous, This is fine, I just lost my next damn line. [Chorus] This is not a love song, Just comedy, I swear! Just completely normal feelings. I wasn’t looking at his hair. Of course it's not a love song, I just forgot to breathe, don’t stare! Stop looking at me like that! (HEY! HEY!) [Bridge - Spoken] Okay. Hypothetically. If this were a love song— It wouldn’t sound like this. It would be louder. Less honest. And I wouldn’t still be standing here. ... Come on guys, its Klaus. [Final Chorus] This is not a love song, No matter what you say. I’ve written worse and dumber ones I swear they didn’t feel this way. He didn’t steal my heart. I swear! Of course it's not a love song, I just forgot to breathe, don’t stare! Stop looking at me like that! (HEY! HEY!) [Outro] No sparkles, no excuse to stall, No punchline left to save the fall— Pinned comment: “Guys, it’s a joke.” Reply: “Sure it is.” Dammit...
