Soooo... I crossed paths with this user, @relation. This user is making a playlist with songs about a famous anime character who cannot be mentioned, because he's kind of a national treasure in Japan. Letizia—not me—made one. It seems it's not suitable. For reasons (good ones, mind you!). The aforementioned user was very polite but firm in that regard. Now Letizia is hiring chooms for a punitive expedition to the Land of the Rising Sun. She can't pay much, but she assures the extras will be worth the effort (without realizing that this is exactly the kind of stuff that makes it hard for people to accept her sometimes). **** ***** **** When I was a little girl, I was often left alone. Aside from mom with clients in her room, nobody was home. But it wasn’t so bad—I was a kid, full of imagination. And when that wasn’t enough, I still had holovision. I was picky—didn’t care for the mainstream of that time. If I wanted sex, I’d peek into mom’s room, or watch the window for crime. But a local network aired this rare and vintage pearl— A postmodern fairy tale, and I fell under its spell. Damn, I can't name it, you know... copyright and stuff. If I do, in no time I will end up in handcuffs. Let's say it's about a dumb choom and his pet Who happens to be a fucking blue cyber cat. (He was fun!) In his pocket he had all kinds of gadgets! (He was dumb!) With his himistudogu he could dominate the planet. (He was implausible!) He travelled in time, coming from the future, (He was adorable!) He could conquer the world and instead was a cute loser. And with mom's moans coming louder from her room, I dove with my earphones into this world like a fresh pool— A world where a device that could duplicate matter Was used to fill a whole platter with Japanese sweets and laughter. And I laughed with them, thinking they were fools. I could've made piles of eddies with just one of those tools. But then I realized, they weren't wrong. It was me. That wasn't the real world but the one meant to be. Damn, I still can't name it, you know... copyright and stuff. If I do, in no time I will end up in handcuffs. Not the fluffy pink ones for private occasions But the steely cold one used for detention (He was fun!) In his pocket he had all kinds of gadgets! (He was dumb!) With his himistudogu he could dominate the planet. (He was implausible!) He travelled in time, coming from the future, (He was adorable!) He could conquer the world and instead was a cute loser. It was a dream, a little girl's one, but I still treasure it. If I am a technician today it's because of that absurd cat. Well, mostly a luthier—no teleport or resizing rays. I'm good, not a genius. I had to find my ways. And my ways deal with love too, as you know not so innocent I am a grown up now, let's say that my love is very immanent Shizuka's grace and Jaiko's passion: that's what I got. And if I need Gian's strength I still could call Bob. And even if I don't make so many eddies, I still hold the line against the baddies. If I want to get it right, I know it's upon me. That wasn't the real world, but maybe someday it will be. (I am fun!) In my pockets I have all kinds of gadgets! (I am dumb!) Well, you know, mostly made for adults (I am implausible!) A cursing doll, who wants back her innocence (and so lovable!) I'm not going to own the world, but I will make the difference