[INTRO - bass riff, girls talking over each other] [Female 4] Map says left. [Female 2] I said right. [Female 1] You were both wrong last night. [Female 3] Ready? [ALL] ABSOLUTELY NOT! [BEAT DROP] [ALL] ONE MORE FLOOR! [VERSE 1 - funky rhythmic handoffs] [Female 3] Boots tied Hair up Breakfast in my hand [Female 4] Who packed six frying pans? [Female 1] Don't look at me. [Female 2] That's a lie. [Female 1] Prove it. [Female 5] Door opens Everybody suddenly has a plan [ALL] BAD SIGN! [Female 2 - quick rap] Torch goes out Scout says wait Something breathes behind the gate [Female 3] Is it friendly? [Female 1] Statistically? No. [PRE-CHORUS - bouncing lift] [Female 4] Count to three Check the hall [Female 3] If we hear screaming— [Female 1] Whose? [Female 2] ALL. [Female 5] Terrible plan Excellent form [ALL] OPEN THE DOOR! [CHORUS - explosive party hook] [ALL] ONE MORE FLOOR! WHY NOT? Bad idea? [ALL] PROBABLY! Door locked? [ALL] KICK IT! Monster? [ALL] HI! Everybody ready? [ALL] ABSOLUTELY NOT! ONE MORE FLOOR! MOVE FAST! Laugh now Panic later Try not to come in last Hands high Lights on If we're still laughing— ONE MORE FLOOR! [POST-CHORUS - dance chant] [Female 1] Left foot! [ALL] HEY! [Female 2] Right foot! [ALL] HEY! [Female 3] Wrong way! [ALL] AGAIN?! [VERSE 2 - personality showcase] [Female 4] Potion count Bandage count Why is there a chicken here? [Female 1] Emergency chicken. [Female 4] That explains nothing. [Female 3] New kid brought a giant sword Can barely lift it off the floor [Female 2] Looks incredible in photos though. [Female 1] Priorities. [Female 5] Somebody says "I found a shortcut!" [ALL] NO! [Female 5] Somebody says "Trust me!" [ALL] NO! [Female 1] Somebody says "What's this glowing?" [ALL] DEREK, NO! [PRE-CHORUS - bigger bounce] [Female 4] Count to three Check the hall [Female 3] If we hear screaming— [Female 1] Still all? [Female 2] STILL ALL. [Female 5] Terrible plan Excellent form [ALL] OPEN THE DOOR! [CHORUS - bigger] [ALL] ONE MORE FLOOR! WHY NOT? Bad idea? [ALL] PROBABLY! Door locked? [ALL] KICK IT! Monster? [ALL] HI! Everybody ready? [ALL] ABSOLUTELY NOT! ONE MORE FLOOR! MOVE FAST! Laugh now Panic later Try not to come in last Hands high Lights on If we're still laughing— ONE MORE FLOOR! [RAP BREAK - low swagger] [Female 1] Guild hall loud Coin purse light Somebody cooked something That can probably fight New dent Old bruise One boot missing Still cute Floor says danger I say— [Female 2] Move. [RAP BREAK - sharp acceleration] [Female 2] Map flip, path split, quick feet, don't slip Trap click, duck low, grab rope, hard shift Wrong hall, backtrack, no shame, reset Best skill in the dungeon? Not dying yet Check rear, check friend Potion now, not at the end If the big thing wakes up— [Female 1] We were never here. [Female 2] Correct. [DANCE BREAK - stop-time commands] [Female 3] Scouts! [ALL] MARK IT! [Female 4] Healers! [ALL] PATCH IT! [Female 1] Fighters! [ALL] DON'T BE STUPID! [Female 2] That wasn't the rhyme. [Female 1] It was the message. [BRIDGE - fake dramatic ballad] [Female 5 - huge emotional belt] If tomorrow never comes— [BEAT CUT] [Female 1] We're going home at six. [Female 5] ...I was having a moment. [Female 3] Do it again! [BUILD] [Female 5 - bigger] IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES— [ALL] WE'VE GOT ONE MORE FLOOR! [FINAL CHORUS - controlled chaos] [ALL] ONE MORE FLOOR! WHY NOT? Bad idea? PROBABLY! Door locked? KICK IT! Monster? HI! Everybody ready? ABSOLUTELY NOT! ONE MORE FLOOR! MOVE FAST! Bad maps Good friends Somehow making it back Hands high Lights on If we're still laughing— ONE MORE FLOOR! [FINAL POST - crowd chant] ONE MORE! FLOOR! ONE MORE! FLOOR! [Female 1] Last Lantern! [ALL] DON'T TOUCH THAT! [OUTRO - hard stop] [Female 2] ...Derek. [Female 1] Run.
