Verse 1 You pulled up like a peace treaty Holding ice cream like “don’t be mean to me” Cookie dough in your little hand Like this is some kinda master plan I said thanks, took a bite, stayed silent You expected warm? I went non-compliant You tried small talk, I gave you none Sir, this is not how this is done ⸻ Pre-Chorus You thought sugar fixes switches fast Like I forgot your whiplash past One day me, next day her Now you confused why I’m a blur? ⸻ Chorus Ben & Jerry’s diplomacy Don’t work on me, unfortunately You can bribe, you can try I’m still giving you the customer service eye Ben & Jerry’s, nice attempt But I decline the whole event You get silence, you get space You don’t get back in my face ⸻ Verse 2 Yesterday you’re “what you doing?” Today you’re back to old illusions Ex walks in, you lose your mind I’m just watching like “that tracks, that’s fine” Now you’re back with frozen peace Like that’s gonna fix the lease On whatever this was supposed to be Spoiler alert: not involving me ⸻ Pre-Chorus You keep flipping like a coin I stepped out, I don’t rejoin You can orbit, you can spin I’m not stepping back in ⸻ Chorus Ben & Jerry’s diplomacy You really thought that’d work on me? Cute idea, wrong address I don’t respond to emotional mess Ben & Jerry’s, thanks again Still not talking, still not friends Enjoy your snack, enjoy your show I’ll be over here like “nope” ⸻ Bridge I took the ice cream — let’s be clear I’m not turning down free anything here But that’s where the kindness ends We are not suddenly making amends ⸻ Breakdown Good ice cream though… Terrible strategy. ⸻ Chorus Ben & Jerry’s diplomacy You misread that entirely You brought dessert, I brought boundaries Now we’re done — respectfully ⸻ Outro Next time bring clarity… Not cookies
