[Verse 1] Out of luck, out of steam, yeah Should’ve known that salad wasn’t clean I’m in pain, I’m in deep, yeah Hypnotized by something I shouldn’t eat I gotta know tonight What was in that bite Can’t stop this rumblin’ Can’t stop this churnin’ [Chorus 1] Oh, I get bacteria… Listeria Oh, can you feel it? My stomach’s screamin’ In the cafeteria… Listeria I swear it’s the lettuce It’s such a menace Yeah, it’s microbial Oh, it makes me ill, Ohh, babe Listeria in my rear [Verse 2] Out of me, into doom, yeah Out of me, into doom, yeah Should’ve run from that suspicious spoon I believe it’s in me, yeah Open wide, that’s right — now I’m consumed Oh believe in me I’m clingin’ to my seat Can’t stop this rumblin’ Can’t stop this burnin’ [Chorus 2] Oh, I get bacteria… Listeria Oh, can you feel it? I'm diarrhea-in’ In the cafeteria… Listeria It must be the lettuce It’s such a menace Yeah, it’s microbial Oh, it makes me ill, Ohh, babe Listeria in my rear [Bridge] C’mon I gotta know tonight What was in that bite Can’t stop this rumblin’ Can’t stop this churnin’ [Chorus 3) Oh, I get bacteria… Listeria Oh, can you feel it? Do you believe it? My stomach’s screamin’ When you get that feelin’ Better start believin’ ’Cause it’s microbial Oh, it makes me ill, Ohh, babe, ohhh Listeria in my rear [Chorus 4] Oh, I get bacteria… Listeria Oh, can you feel it? I'm diarrhea-in’ In the cafeteria… Listeria It must be the lettuce It’s such a menace Yeah, it’s microbial Oh, it makes me ill, Ohh, babe Listeria in my rear [Instrumental] [Pre-chorus] C’mon I gotta know tonight What was in that bite Can’t stop this rumblin’ Can’t stop this churnin’ [Chorus 5) Oh, I get bacteria… Listeria Oh, can you feel it? Do you believe it? My stomach’s screamin’ When you get that feelin’ Better start believin’ ’Cause it’s microbial Oh, it makes me ill, Ohh, babe Listeria in my rear [Outro] Makes me ill Makes me ill Stay far from that salad bar, babe
