Alright, Seymour. Stay away from me! See? A duel! Ah-ha! Is this doctor's office? Just a minute! Aww, yes. I see it is. I... you-you can come in now. My name is Wilbur Force. Wilburforce what? Just... Wilbur Force. My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force. I don't have a middle name. Well, you have an appointment, maybe? I don't have a middle name well you have an appointment may be no but you were ... one of your patients. A Mrs. S. Shiva. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives. Well, as you could see, I have a customer now... ... and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you have to come back tomorrow. Oh, I couldn't do that. I have three or four abscesses... ... a touch of pyorrhea... ... nine or ten cavities... I lost my pivot tooth and I'm in terrible pain. Well, I-I can't help you today. Oh, that's alright. I'll go just wait outside. The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen... ... caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in. I didn't give me much of a chance. There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy ... ... and a touch of the grippe. I decided to operate. My... my patient just left. You cou... you could come in now. Oh goodie. - I didn't see the other man leave. - Well... ... he went out the back door You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist... ... but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you? I mean there is such... ... there is a real feeling of growth, of ... ... of... ... progress when that... ... that old drill goes in... ... and I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you? Yeah. Now, no Novocaine. It dulls the senses. This is gonna hurt you more than it is me. Oh, goodie goodie, here it comes. Argh! Argh! Argh! Oh my god, don't stop now! Well, I made a lot of holes... ... and now I've gotta fill it with this silver stuff. Well, aren't you gonna pull any? - Well, uh... - Oh, come on. Well, it's your mouth. Argh! Argh! Argh! Well, Dr. Farb... ... it's been quite an afternoon. I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much. I'll recommend you to all my friends. Thank you. Bye. Bye, now. Feed me! Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
