[Intro] [Sound of a spray can shaking: Clack-Clack-Clack] [A lonely, menacing Surf Guitar riff plays (The Tarantino Vibe)] [Spoken - Deep & Grit]: "Don't look at the eyes, kid." "It's a quantum trap." [Screamed]: ¡UNO! ¡DOS! ¡TRES! ¡GLITCH! [Verse 1] [Music EXPLODES. Fast Punk Beat + Surf Guitar] It’s on the wall, it’s ten feet tall! A shadow blob that wants it all! Button eyes, shiny and black, Preparing for the Moe attack! The welders know, they wear the mask, Painting the meme is a deadly task! It drips pink slime on the dirty sand, The cutest monster in the wasteland! [Chorus] [Anthemic Shouts + Mariachi Trumpets] GLIMER! (UwU!) GLIMER! (UwU!) IT’S A KAWAII-PUNK NIGHTMARE, BO! DON’T LET THE ALGORITHM FLOW! LOOK AWAY! (Spray!) LOOK AWAY! (Pray!) HE’S GONNA EAT YOUR BRAIN TODAY! GLIMER.EXE IS ONLINE! [Bridge] [Sudden Stop. Just Bass and Hi-Hat. Tense.] [Spoken fast, like a nervous warning]: It’s not paint. It’s reality bleeding. He’s smiling. Why is he smiling? Wait... are those teeth made of... comic sans? [Guitar Slide: ZHOOOOM!] [Guitar Solo - Frenetic Surf Shredding] [Outro] [Maximum Chaos. Drums going crazy.] PINK SLIME! BUTTON EYES! QUANTUM MEME! EVERYBODY DIES! (Laughing) GLIMER! [Final Power Chord] [Sound of a wet splat] [Soft Voice]: Glimer...
