🎬 OPENING (soft, dramatic piano) 🎶 I asked a simple question… “Yes or no will do…” They smiled like it was easy… Then said… “well… not quite true…” 🎶 ⸻ 🎭 BUILD (ensemble enters, slightly smug energy) 🎶 You want a straight answer? A clean and simple lens? We’d love to help you out but… 🎶 ⸻ 💥 CHORUS (ICONIC, repeatable) 🎶 IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 On a thousand little lines and hidden ends! IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 On the wording and the coverage and the trends! 🎶 ⸻ 💃 VERSE 2 (fast + funny) 🎶 Is it risk or is it peril? Was it sudden? Was it slow? Was it listed? Was it excluded? Did the policy say no? 😌 Was it negligence or accident? Was it wear and tear instead? Did you read the declaration page… Or just vibes it in your head 👀 🎶 ⸻ 🎤 PRE-CHORUS (build tension) 🎶 You thought it was covered… You felt pretty sure… 🎶 ⸻ 🔥 CHORUS (bigger) 🎶 IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 On the clauses and the context it defends! IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 On the fine print you forgot to comprehend! 🎶 ⸻ 🎭 BRIDGE (your deeper message moment 👀) (slows down, more thoughtful) 🎶 We’re not trying to confuse you… We just need it clearly said… Because assumptions feel like promises… But live inside your head… 🎶 ⸻ 💡 (this line = YOU) 🎶 If it wasn’t clearly written… It was never guaranteed… 🎶 ⸻ 💥 FINAL CHORUS (chaotic + joyful) 🎶 IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 On the facts and how the situation bends! IT DEPENDS! 👏 IT DEPENDS! 👏 Welcome to the answer that… NEVER. ENDS. 😌✨ 🎶 ⸻ 🎬 OUTRO (soft, funny callback) 🎶 So next time that you ask me… I’ll smile like all my friends… And take a breath… …and say… “It depends.”
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