Verse 1 I wrote a sentence long as a mile, No pause, no break, just a runaway style. Teacher said, “Child, you makin’ me sigh,” But I just laughed no comma, no cry! Verse 2 I ate and walked the dog today, But missing commas got in the way. Did I eat the dog? Oh mercy me, Grammar mistakes change reality! I like cooking my family and pets, Dinner’s served no regrets. Add a comma, save their lives, Without it, chaos thrives! Chorus No comma, no cry… No comma, no cry… One tiny mark can change your life, No comma, no cry! Verse 3 Let’s eat Grandma —oh what a fright, Add a comma and she’s safe tonight. I shot my friends and neighbors too, But maybe I meant a photo shoot crew! Your welcome, instead of you’re, Leaves politeness stuck at the door. Grammar mistakes, they multiply, But we just laugh no comma, no cry! There their they’re a triple threat, Mix them wrong, you’ll never forget. I love my giant stripper pole, But without spacing, it’s “giant stripper” whole new role! I find pleasure in cooking children, But I meant for children oh what a villain! Run‑on sentences, drunk apostrophes, Grammar gone wild brings us to our knees! Bridge “Misplaced apostrophe!” “Dangling modifier!” “Run‑on sentence!” “Grammar crime!”
