Just One of the Guys

[Verse] Strapped my skates tight Laced for war Locker room stinks like a wet old floor They burp They yell They don’t even care I’m just another jersey Another helmet of hair [Chorus] I’m just one of the guys Yeah Just one of the guys No special treatment No wide-eyed surprise Stick to the boards Elbows fly I’m just one of the guys Yeah Just one of the guys [Verse 2] They toss me a towel Smells like defeat Grab a beer like it’s a victory treat Talk strategy like I’m not even there But I’m the one who scored I carried the air [Prechorus] I’m no princess I’m no queen I’m a slapshot machine [Chorus] I’m just one of the guys Yeah Just one of the guys No pink locker No glitter disguise Crashing the net Taking the prize I’m just one of the guys Yeah Just one of the guys [Bridge] But sometimes I wonder Just for a laugh If they even notice I’m not shaving my calf Maybe one day I’ll skate out in a dress Just to watch their jaws drop Oh what a mess