[Verse 1] I wanna make that girl my Pet, But she's a Tesla, hard to get. She drives me Crazy, down to the bone, Then leaves me Honda beach, all alone! Drinking Jaguar juice, night and day, I need a Porsch-ion to fading away! [Verse 2] Her beauty is a Subaru shock, My heart is Beetle-ing around the clock. She thinks she’s a Star, a luxury queen, Flirting with Volvo, the smoothest I've seen. Stop that Audi-cious game you play, Too much Jeep-er thrills for one day! [Chorus] You are my Prius, my shining light, But you forgot our Mini date tonight! You ran away like a Dart, so fast, Next time I see you, I’ll Vent-a my blast! I Mazda catch you, wait in line, But when we meet, you look so Benz-ine! [Outro] Rolling in a Rolls, feeling so grand, Don't Civic around in No-Man's-Land. If you don't Focus, you'll fail the test, Hear the Lincoln bell, do your best! Forget about Rom-eo, study all night, Get a Smart degree, and drive into the light!
