[Intro] [Verse 1] Tazar Silverleaf, Half-Orc strong, Barbarian muscles, ten feet long, Axe in hand and shoulders wide, Beating monsters left and right! [Verse 2] But the battles faded out, Now it's food he's fighting for! Fries and burgers, stacked up high, Chips by the bucket, chicken fried! Muscles melted, belly grew, Fatter, fatter, what'll he do? [Verse 3] One more chicken, one big bite, A bone slid down and out went his light! Choke, choke, crunch! [Chorus] Tazar, Tazar, rise from the ground, Orc Walker shuffling, groaning sound! Moan and drool and stagger slow, But Tazar is hungry! Oh no, no, no! [Verse 4] On Monday night he ate one big burger, But he was still hungry! On Tuesday night he ate two baskets of fries, But he was still hungry! On Wednesday night he ate three bags of chips, But he was still hungry! On Thursday night he ate four fried chickens, But he was still hungry! On Friday night he ate five goblin guards, But he was still hungry! [Chorus] Tazar, Tazar, rise from the ground, Orc Walker shuffling, groaning sound! Moan and drool and stagger slow, But Tazar is hungry! Oh no, no, no! [Bridge] On Saturday night he ate everything in sight, Six burgers, seven fries, eight bags of chips, Nine roasted chickens, the bones and all, Ten barrels of ghostly ale! He ate the table! He ate the chairs! He ate the ghost who sat upstairs! [Verse 5] His belly grew, his belly swelled, His green skin stretched, his rotten smell, His tusks grew long, his eyes turned red, And Tazar rose up from the dead. [Finale] Now he's no more Tazar, tough and green, He's the biggest, roundest zombie you've ever seen! An undead Orc Fatty, jiggling with doom, Waddling through the graveyard moon! [Outro] Tazar, Tazar, big and round, Rolling, waddling, hear that sound? He ate the whole town, and one more bite, But Tazar is still hungry tonight!
