[Spoken Intro — concert emcee, 4 bars; drums enter in bar 3] Saturday night! The Wi-Fi is unstable, the Queen is confused, and the Dragon Duke has stopped following directions. You know what time it is! [Verse — 12 bars, male lead only, tight funk groove] He rose before the morning light, kids were running, coffee in sight. An awesome wife keeps the whole world bright, while Neon sneaks in one more fight. She’s building dreams through a camera lens, he’s checking Clash when the workday ends. From fifteen up to Town Hall eighteen— fastest glowing comeback we’ve ever seen! He’s got Sparky Stones and a tinfoil crown, says secret updates are going down. “Yesterday my army knew what to do— today my Queen forgot it too!” [Pre-Chorus — 6 bars, short choir answers only] [Lead] He said, “I’m casual!” [Choir] But he plays all day! [Lead] “I’m just checking in!” [Choir] That’s what they all say! One more war hit, one more ride— there’s a glowing army coming alive! [Chorus — 12 bars, full band; choir only on repeated name and final line] [Lead] NeonXombie! [Choir] NeonXombie! Raise those hands and light the night! [Lead] NeonXombie! [Choir] NeonXombie! From Town Hall fifteen into eighteen’s light! When the Wi-Fi shakes and the whole plan breaks, he comes back glowing, still three-star hoping: Ne-on-Xom-bie—rise! [Smitty Funk Breakdown — 8 bars, bass and drums forward; spoken-sung lead; choir answers] [Lead] Who taught the army where to go? [Choir] Smitty knows! Smitty knows! Bite-sized wisdom, clean and quick, one more strategy—make it stick! [Lead] Subscribe and help that channel grow! [Choir] Turn up Smitty—steal the show! YouTube, TikTok, spread the word— best Clash breakdowns you’ve ever heard! [Instrumental — 4-bar dirty guitar solo over funk riff; no choir] [Bridge — 8 bars, Hammond organ and handclaps; build quickly] Awesome wife, five hearts at home, still lets that NeonXombie roam. Skip one Starbucks—buy a book! Watch one Smitty guide, then take a look! Family, friendship, war and laughter— one more hit, and coffee after! [Audience Call — 4 bars, drums stop on each answer] [Lead] Is there time for one more attack? [Choir] There is always time for one more attack! [Final Chorus — key change up one whole step; 12 bars; biggest band and choir] NeonXombie! [Choir] NeonXombie! Let the whole Clash family sing! NeonXombie! [Choir] NeonXombie! Let the Sparky Stones all ring! From the Clash Files crew to the House he knew, keep laughing, keep clashing, keep that neon flashing— [Everybody — final held hit] NE-ON ZOM-BIE—RISE! [Choir Outro — 2 bars only, then hard stop] Neon, Neon, keep it classy—steal the show!
