[SFX: EDM drop, chat spamming emojis, alerts dinging nonstop] CHAT. CHAT. CHAT LISTEN TO ME. I JUST OPENED TWO HUNDRED PACKS AND— NO. NO. NO. THERE’S NO WAY. THERE’S *NO WAY* THIS IS REAL. **[Card flip animation… followed by a nuclear explosion sound]** **STREAMER:** BLACK. FOIL. LEGENDARIES. FOUR OF THEM. FOUR. IN. A. ROW. **CHAT:** *“FAKE!”* *“PHOTOSHOP!”* *“BRO IS USING DEV MODE!”* *“WHAT ARE THOSE ODDS???”* **STREAMER:** LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW. **ESPER SHADOWBEAK — BLACK FOIL.** BRO THIS CARD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PRINTED IN A SUPERNOVA. **[Angel choir, then someone screaming “WHAT THE—”]** **STREAMER:** AND THEN— AND THEN— **CRANIAX THE QUICK** POPS OUT LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE. BLACK FOIL. SHINY LIKE HE JUST GOT POLISHED BY A TEAM OF GOBLIN JEWELERS. **CHAT:** *“NO SHOT.”* *“THIS IS ILLEGAL.”* *“CALL THE DEV TEAM.”* **STREAMER:** I’M NOT DONE. I’M NOT EVEN CLOSE. PACK 147… **JICARILLA THE RIME** BLACK. FOIL. CHAT I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE. **[Frost crackling, someone fainting]** **STREAMER:** AND THEN— PACK 200. THE FINAL PACK. THE PACK OF DESTINY. THE PACK THAT ENDS ALL PACKS. **BREN PALESWORN — BLACK FOIL.** I’M NOT KIDDING. I’M NOT LYING. I’M NOT BREATHING. **CHAT:** *“BRO STOP OPENING PACKS YOU’RE BREAKING THE ECONOMY.”* *“THIS IS A WORLD RECORD.”* *“SOMEONE CLIP THIS.”* *“CALL HIS MOM.”* **STREAMER (cry‑laughing):** I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS. I DON’T KNOW WHO I PRAYED TO. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIMELINE WE’RE IN. BUT I’M NEVER OPENING PACKS AGAIN. THIS IS IT. I’M RETIRING. I’M DONE. ROLL THE CREDITS. **[Triumphant music, confetti cannons, chat still melting down]** I
