Side by Side

[Intro] [Verse] We've been homies since our high school days Some call it a bromance, but it's totally straight Going through hot chicks left and right Sometimes the same ho on a wild drunk night [Pre-Chorus] But one thing brings us closer Like a trip to the mountain tops Beating off together We love to watch each other pop [Chorus] Beat it off tonight Sitting side by side Put a dirty movie on Get the lube so we can glide Hearing your meat slapping I have to catch up Grunting there together We watch each other spunk [Verse] Some of your juice splashed on my thigh It was warm and runny like an apple pie Forgot to wipe it off after I shot Now it's dried on my leg like a string of old snot [Pre-Chorus] Let's have a contest this weekend Who can shoot the biggest load, gotta hold it in A weeks worth of seed brewing in these nuts Need to film it and judge when our straight cocks erupt [Chorus] We beat it hard on Saturday Sitting face to face Pumping up the biggest load While matching each other's pace You look down and see me start to leak It's dribbling out, I caught you taking a peek Before I know it we're blasting away Squirting big loads into each other's face [Outro] I think you won, my face is coated It shot into my eyes when that wiener exploded Some went up my nose and made me choke Tasting warm gravy in the back of my throat I got you good straight in the mouth You held it wide open, never spit it out I want a rematch, maybe next week If we can't find loose women to drain our straight meat [End]