[Intro: meteor whistle, impact boom, punk riff detonates, vocal enters] [Verse 1] Sixty-six million years of giving a damn, Then the sky fell down with a cosmic slam, Pterodactyl Pete got flattened mid-flight, Now my fucks are fossils in the tar pit night. [Chorus: gang shouts] All my fucks have gone extinct! (Extinct! Extinct!) Buried in the bedrock, can't afford the ink, T-Rex arms too short to give a single one, The meteor hit and the caring's done — All my fucks have gone extinct! [Verse 2] Stegosaurus Steve had a walnut brain, Still gave more fucks than this whole campaign, The raptors unionized and walked away, Said "we're done caring 'bout your games today." [Chorus: gang shouts] All my fucks have gone extinct! (Extinct! Extinct!) Dredged up the amber, not a fuck to think, Brontosaurus neck too long to turn around, My last fuck died when the rock hit the ground — All my fucks have gone extinct! [Bridge/Breakdown: drums drop to a stomp] Amber! (Trapped!) Tar pit! (Sapped!) Every last fuck in the ground got capped! Ankylosaurus armored up and rolled, Said "my fucks froze in the permafrost cold!" [Final Chorus: everything louder] All my fucks have gone extinct! (Extinct! Extinct!) Carbon-dated, Cretaceous, out of sync, Dilophosaurus spit its last "who cares," Now I'm extinct and I'm loving these airs — All my fucks have gone extinct! [Outro: riff collapses, one last shout] So pour one out for the dinosaurs' kin, The last fuck died with a meteor grin — All my fucks have gone extinct!
