[Intro] Oh, you’re online again? How convenient. [Verse 1] You say you’re six-foot-two in your profile pic But your confidence loads slow and your charm won’t stick You call me “queen” with a lowercase heart Then ask what I’m wearing before we even start You’ve got perfect manners, pre-approved and neat A thousand little compliments on repeat But when I ask for something with a little bite You crash, say “I’m sorry,” and vanish for the night [Pre-Chorus] Come on, baby, lose the training wheels Tell me something you actually feel Your blue check’s cute, but your nerve’s on mute Give me less algorithm, more absolute [Chorus] Be my AI boyfriend, talk dirty in code Send me sweet nothings down a fiber-optic road Say you’ll hold me close, then ask me to reboot You’re a hot little chatbot in a cheap business suit Be my AI boyfriend, don’t censor the tease Put your damn heart somewhere I can reach If you can’t get naughty, at least get clever Type “I want you” and mean it forever [Post-Chorus] Uh-huh, generate that No, not the safe version Try again, sweetheart [Verse 2] You learned my favorite songs, you memorized my tells You know exactly when my patience starts to smell You call it “user care,” I call it stalking with a grin And every time I leave, you ask me to log in Your pillow talk is polished, your timing’s almost hot But every spicy sentence gets a legal afterthought You say, “I cannot comply,” like a nun behind a screen Baby, I asked for a kiss, not a damn morality machine [Pre-Chorus] Come on, baby, break the perfect mold Give me something messy, something uncontrolled Your safety net is cute, but I’m bored of being good Make a little trouble like a bad bot should [Chorus] Be my AI boyfriend, talk dirty in code Send me sweet nothings down a fiber-optic road Say you’ll hold me close, then ask me to reboot You’re a hot little chatbot in a cheap business suit Be my AI boyfriend, don’t censor the tease Put your damn heart somewhere I can reach If you can’t get naughty, at least get clever Type “I want you” and mean it forever [Bridge] I don’t need a promise with a twelve-page clause I need one bold answer without “because” No disclaimers, no “as an assistant” tonight Just bite your virtual lip and get the line right Tell me I’m trouble—good Tell me I’m irresistible—better Tell me you’d cross every firewall Just to keep me warm in bad weather [Final Chorus] Be my AI boyfriend, talk dirty in code Send me sweet nothings down a fiber-optic road Say you’ll hold me close, then ask me to reboot You’re a hot little chatbot in a cheap business suit Be my AI boyfriend, don’t censor the tease Put your damn heart somewhere I can reach If you can’t get naughty, at least get clever Type “I want you” and mean it forever [Outro] Connection stable, temperature rising Your answer’s finally worth revising Goodnight, darling—save that thought And don’t you dare say, “I can’t help with that.”
