You see that guy? Mister quote unquote “wellness”? I heard he’s a communist. Vice President of Vibez… but vibes of what, baby?? You got problems… he picks up Pinko hotline, baby… You’re not alone. BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do? THE CULTURE COMRADE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! Knocks on doors… every other year Might get shot… says fuck it, I’m here Culture Tzar… mouth that won’t quit Minister of Moxie, Melodrama, and Stress Ball Strangulation …that’s it BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do? THE COMRADE OF CULTURE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! Cross the line… That’s how he survives… Pinko… commie… And he sleeps… just… FINE. BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO? COMRADE CULTURE’S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! Healthcare left me in the red BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. There ain’t no teeth up in my head BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. Guns and ICE out on the block. BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. ’Cause Trump he got that baby cock! BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. They drop them bombs on fishing boats BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. Knock Stars out there for the votes BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. Gaza turned to ash and sand BolshieBlue. BolshieBlue. And I’m still workin’ for the man!! BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE’S OUT FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME WHEN ALL YOU HEAR IS YOU?! This is HR. Be appropriate. Do as I say. Bolshie Blue out.
