[Verse 1] Met him at Earl’s feed store Riding shotgun in a toolbox Little red coat, crooked ear Meaner than a pit bull in a hard hat box He wore a chew-stained camo vest And a tag that said “Mister Buck” He barked at the price of dog chow Then tried to hitch a ride in a pickup truck [Pre-Chorus] Mama said, “Boy, take him home” I said, “Ma’am, that dog’s got plans” He jumped the fence, stole a meatball And bit the heel off my Sunday Vans [Chorus] Mud on pinto, what a sight (Mud on pinto ) Tiny rowdy legend, feather-light Mud on pinto, day and night (Mud on pinto) He’s a whole bad mood In a doghouse size [Verse 2] He chased the mailman, lost his nerve Ran smack into a folding chair Then strutted back like he won a war With a squirrel tail stuck in his hair He rode the vacuum like a bronc Growled at the TV’s glow When the preacher said, “Amen” He howled like he’d been born to go [Pre-Chorus] I tried to leash that little tank He yanked me straight to the yard Drug me past the garden hose And rolled in a pile of Walmart tarp [Chorus] Mud on pinto, what a sight (Mud on pinto ) Tiny rowdy legend, feather-light Mud on pinto, day and night (Mud on pinto) He’s a whole bad mood In a doghouse size [Bridge] Sunday at the county fair He stole a corndog clean Climbed up on a tractor step And took a nap in the feedlot scene Now the whole town knows his name Kids yell when he trots by Redneck chihuahua, bless that heart He’ll rob your snack and leave you proud [Final Chorus] Mud on pinto, what a sight (Mud on Pinto) Tiny rowdy legend, feather-light Mud on Pinto, day and night (Mud on Pinto) He’s a whole bad mood In a doghouse size Mud on Pinto, what a sight (Mud on Pinto) One small dog, one big fight Mud on Pinto, day and night (Mud on Pinto) He’ll steal your lunch and sleep all night
