[Intro] [A hyper-speed, distorted underground industrial techno beat starts pounding at 190 BPM] [Sound of high-end club sirens and camera flashes glitching out] [Libertine Joker - Spoken, smooth, posh, highly energetic playboy swagger]: "Oh, you think you know how to dance? This isn't a ballroom, my darlings. This is a contact sport. I want to see this whole room collide. Music... maestro!" [The techno beat violently distorts and crashes into a wall of guitar feedback] [Scream, throat-shredding intensity] MOVE! [Verse 1] [Bouncy, low-tuned syncopated djent chugs, hyper-active double-kick drums, flashing neon rave synths] Velvet on my suit but the boots are made to crush, Step into the center and embrace the frantic rush! Spilling out the champagne, tearing up the floor, I’m giving you a party that you never can ignore! You wanted a bounce? You wanted a thrill? Then let me see the whole room heading for the kill! A high-society riot, a luxury smash, Turning the dance floor to mountains of cash! [Pre-Chorus] [Drums shift into a rapid, pulsing techno-thrash groove, erratic circus electronics spike up] Left foot, right foot, throw a little fist! I’m the sovereign psycho that you cannot resist! I can see the adrenaline breaking through the crowd, [Scream] TURN THE PA UP AND MAKE IT BLOODY LOUD! [Chorus] [Massive, hyper-velocity stadium explosion, incredibly catchy, high-energy dance-metal chorus] THE VELVET STAMPEDE! TIME TO BOUNCE IN THE CAGE! Turning the dance floor to absolute rage! It's chaotic, it's frantic, it's making you wild, The ultimate playground for the wickedest child! Jump to the rhythm, let the cameras ignite, Nobody is standing still tonight! [Verse 2] [Sudden drop into a dirty, low-tuned slap bass lead, crisp industrial programming snaps, breathless rapid rap cadence] (Ha-ha!) Circle up the floor, open up the space, I want to see the sweat running down your face! No slow dancing, no taking a breath, We’re waltzing right up to the borders of death! It’s a high-class panic, a beautiful mess, Dressed to the nines in your premium dress! The barricade shakes and the structure collapses, While the bassline is shorting out your corporate synapses! [Pre-Chorus] Left foot, right foot, throw a little fist! I’m the sovereign psycho that you cannot resist! I can see the adrenaline breaking through the crowd, [Scream] TURN THE PA UP AND MAKE IT BLOODY LOUD! [Chorus] THE VELVET STAMPEDE! TIME TO BOUNCE IN THE CAGE! Turning the dance floor to absolute rage! It's chaotic, it's frantic, it's making you wild, The ultimate playground for the wickedest child! Jump to the rhythm, let the cameras ignite, Nobody is standing still tonight! [Bridge] [The heavy instruments completely cut out to dead silence. Only the pounding, massive industrial techno kick-drum remains at 190 BPM] [Live Staging Setup: The house lights die to zero. Only intense, pulsing Neon Green and Crimson strobes flash on the beat] [Libertine Joker - Spoken, a manic, laughing, hyperactive whisper right against the microphone capsule] "You're doing great, my darlings! But you're still too close together. I want the left side of the room on the wall. I want the right side of the room on the wall. Open it up... wider... wider..." [The techno beat starts accelerating its filter sweep, rising in pitch and tension] "When the beat drops, I want to see a car crash. Are you ready to stampede?" [A sudden, violent air-raid siren wails through the PA over a massive sub-bass drop] [Scream, maximum lung capacity, blood-curdling delivery] WALL OF DEATH! GO! [Breakdown Callout] [Scream] DESTROY THE FLOOR! [Breakdown] [Sudden brutal drop into a slow, crushing 95 BPM halftime techno-metal stomp breakdown, tectonic slam chugs] [The two sides of the crowd violently collide in a massive Wall of Death while the money cannons flood the room with cash] BOUNCE! DOWN! BREAK! THE! FLOOR! RUN! WILD! [A hyper-speed, incredibly manic, digital synth-metal solo shreds over the slow, crushing chugs] [Final Chorus] [Tempo violently snaps back to hyper-speed 190 BPM, maximum club energy, wall-to-wall chaotic backing rave vocals] THE VELVET STAMPEDE! TIME TO BOUNCE IN THE CAGE! Turning the dance floor to absolute rage! It's chaotic, it's frantic, it's making you wild, The ultimate playground for the wickedest child! Jump to the rhythm, let the cameras ignite, Nobody is standing still tonight! [Outro] [The heavy instruments instantly cut to dead silence. Only the clean techno kick drum fades out slowly at 190 BPM] [Spoken, smooth gravelly whisper right against the microphone capsule] "Fantastic performance, everyone. Give yourselves a hand." [Loud, echoed, deeply amused and manic joker laugh that violently clips and distorts before cutting into pitch darkness] [End]
