[Verse] Late at night I'm sitting in my room Bag full of homework Deadline's coming soon But my dog's got a hankering for trouble Chewed up my assignment Turned it to rubble Ink stains Torn pages It's a total mess My teacher won't believe This ain't no jest But I can't blame my pup He's just got his charm He ate my homework Set off the alarm [Verse 2] I pleaded with him Said "Hey That's my grade" But he just wagged his tail Like it's all a charade I needed excuses Something to explain But all I got's a dog with a taste for pain
