(Verse 1) Yo, it's Olney, Illinois, where the cornfields grow, Verizon's got us movin' slow, data's low, we're layin' low. Peak hours hit, speeds drop, it's a no-show, Packet loss high, call quality low, it's a low blow. (Chorus) Verizon, Verizon, can't you see? Your service in Olney is a mockery. Calls dropped, data stopped, it's a catastrophe, In the heart of Illinois, we need connectivity. (Verse 2) From the diner to the mill, signal's still ill, Verizon, you're giving us a bitter pill. We're just simple folks, payin' our bill, Need a strong signal, not a cheap thrill. (Chorus) Verizon, Verizon, hear our song, In Olney, Illinois, we need you strong. Packet loss, slow data, it's all wrong, Verizon, with you, we want to belong. (Outro) So here's our rap, under the prairie sky, Verizon, in Olney, we're asking why. We need a signal, strong and high, Verizon, can't you comply?
