[Intro: clean electric guitar riff with chorus, steady drum count-in, driving bass] (One, two, three, go...) "We had ChatGPT make us a script... and we acted it out..." [Verse 1: spoken word, male lead, theatrical, deadpan, dramatic delivery] [Actor 1] "My heart is a toaster... burning our love..." [Actor 2] "Forgive me, Deborah... the moon is a glove..." [Actor 1] "You cheated on me with the corporate machine!" [Actor 2] "Our marriage was written in C++ routine!" [Pre-Chorus: rising bassline, driving snare roll, guitar crescendos] We're keeping a straight face... we cannot break character now... The dialogue is broken... but we're taking a bow... ¡¡¡READ THE NEXT LINE WITH DRAMATIC DESPAIR!!! [Chorus: explosive release, full indie rock band, soaring vocal, wide stereo] Broken metaphors written by the code! Acting out the drama on an artificial road! We're standing in the living room, weeping in the night! Reading AI scripts under fluorescent light! [Verse 2: spoken word, deadpan dramatic delivery] [Actor 1] "I'm leaving you, Deborah, for a sandwich of grief..." [Actor 2] "Your tears are like onions... providing relief..." [Actor 1] "The dramatic plot twist... I was your father's hat!" [Actor 2] "I knew it all along... let us dance with the cat!" [Bridge: sudden break, solo jangly guitar riff, whispered vocals] [Whisper] (Don't laugh... don't break... keep a straight face...) (The machine wrote the tragedy... in this living space...) [Guitar Solo: melodic indie rock guitar solo with chorus and delay] [Chorus: maximum energy, full band, passionate singing, layered harmonies] Broken metaphors written by the code! Acting out the drama on an artificial road! We're standing in the living room, weeping in the night! Reading AI scripts under fluorescent light! [Outro: clean guitar arpeggio, spoken word laugh, hard stop] [Spoken Word] "Cut... okay, who wrote this garbage?" [End]
