[Verse 1] He sits real still, says very few things Reads Sun Tzu while cash registers sing Meanwhile Amurica throws a fit “Stop spying on us — now sell us your shit!” Waves a red flag and a stack of bills Owns your phone, your meds, your grills Amurica screams “FREEDOM!” While buying boots with Made in Xi on the heels [Chorus – Big, smug, groovy] Big Brother China Plays the market like a flute Lil’ Bro’s screaming “threat!” While buying every suit Big Brother China Doesn’t yell, just buys the floor While Amurica breaks its knees Trying to win a trade war [Verse 2] “Don’t trust TikTok,” says the bald man on Reels As Beijing records your love for buffalo meals “Spy balloon!” — oh no, what a crime Better bomb your own infrastructure this time They build trains, we build outrage They build apps, we build cage rage One plays Go, the other plays darts Guess who owns the global parts? [Bridge – Whispered like CCP press briefing] We don’t shout We accumulate While you debate bathrooms We negotiate fate [Final Chorus – Even bigger, satirical hero theme] Big Brother China Doesn’t even blink While Amurica’s on fire Worried what cartoons think Big Brother China Quiet, slow, and rich Lil’ Bro’s screaming “Patriotism!” While snitching on Twitch [Outro – Lounge jazz fade-out, totally deadpan] We’ll take your debt We’ll build your phone We’ll watch your fall From a luxury drone
