[Radio Intro] [Emergency alert tone] SRC 111 emergency transmission. Unidentified creature reported inside the network closet. Do not approach the patch panel. [Whisper] It's got red eyes. [Verse 1] Something's moving in the rack Little wings against the black Every port is blinking red Something's standing by the shred— Wait. Why's it holding a punch-down tool? [Build] Mothman! Mothman! What are you doing in there? [Drop] MOTHMAN ON THE PATCH PANEL! RED EYES IN THE NETWORK CHANNEL! FLAP! FLAP! LINK IS DOWN! MOTHMAN'S RUNNING THIS WHOLE TOWN! [Verse 2] I tried to check the uplink I tried to ping the host Mothman just stared at me Like he knew the network most I asked him for the ticket He handed me a feather [Whisper] Priority: urgent. [Breakdown] [Low creature growl] Bigfoot's waiting in the parking lot. He's got the van. He's got the cable reel. [Final Drop] CRYPTID! CONNECTIVITY! MONSTER! NETWORK ACTIVITY! [Outro] [Radio static] SRC 111 advises all technicians: If Mothman offers to help... Let him finish the job.
