7AM lecture, tail stuck in my door! Tippy-Toe's like "Doreen, you late once more!" Computer science class, binary beeps Squirrels in my backpack, can't find my keys Professor says "Green, where's your code?" I'm like "squirrels ate it, overload!" My tail ate my homework! (oops!) My squirrels ate my lunch! (sorry!) Got a midterm, got a Doombot, same time crunch! My life's nuts! (crack!) My life's nuts! But I'm unbeatable, even when I flop! Central Park, 2PM, squirrel meeting Union wants more nuts, no retreating Stark calls "Doreen, Thanos again?" I'm like "hold on, gotta feed my friends!" Nancy texts "girl you wild" I'm like "I know, but look - Tippy smiled!" Okay okay maybe I'm a mess... ...but I'm THE mess that beat Galactus off-panel! My tail ate my homework! (oops!) My squirrels ate my couch! (Tippy no!) Got super strength, agility, no time to slouch! My life's nuts! (crack!) My life's nuts! Bushy tail, buck teeth, don't need no luck! *Tippy-Toe squeak* "she did it again!" Nuts!
