[Verse 1] Are you thinking about doing something naughty to me right now? Your face is completely red. If you keep staring at me like that, I might just think you want to eat me up. A real man doesn't care about what's on the outside. He cares about the size of the plot! I don't mind if they're small. Small is good. [Pre-Chorus] A drop of sweat on a clavicle... the curve of a lower back... Those are the things that drive men wild. [Chorus] Flat is justice! Flat is justice! I don't mind if they're small. Flat is justice! Flat is justice! Small is good. [Verse 2] People who like meat aren't bad people! I can't get married anymore... Your face is completely red. If you keep staring at me like that, I might just think you want to eat me up. [Pre-Chorus] A drop of sweat on a clavicle... the curve of a lower back... Those are the things that drive men wild. [Chorus] Flat is justice! Flat is justice! I don't mind if they're small. Flat is justice! Flat is justice! Small is good. [Bridge] A real man doesn't care about what's on the outside. People who like meat aren't bad people! I can't get married anymore... [Final Chorus] Flat is justice! Flat is justice! I don't mind if they're small. Flat is justice! Flat is justice! Small is good.
