The Riker Maneuver

There's a man on the bridge and he's walking your way Six foot four with a grin that could melt a bulkhead Every ensign goes quiet when he finds a chair Grabs the back like a lover and swings that leg over instead He don't sit like a captain should He don't sit like a man who plays it safe No he mounts that chair like he owns the room And he does it with impossible grace One leg over smooth and slow Let the whole bridge watch the show The Ryker Maneuver baby The only way he knows One leg over take your time Every chair is his to climb The Ryker Maneuver baby Committed to the grind Could have pulled it out and sat down like a man Could have done what the academy taught But he chose the long way round every single time And he made it look like something that you can't be taught Troy is watching from across the room Wharf is trying not to stare There's a reason Number One's the name It's the way that man attacks a chair One leg over smooth and slow Let the whole bridge watch the show The Ryker Maneuver baby The only way he knows One leg over take your time Every chair is his to climb The Ryker Maneuver baby Committed to the grind Bad back or pure swagger Nobody knows for sure But once you've seen it done like that A normal sit won't do anymore One leg over smooth and slow Let the whole bridge watch the show The Ryker Maneuver baby The only way he knows One leg over own the night Every chair's a love affair The Ryker Maneuver baby No one else would dare No one else would dare No one else would dare