Politician [Verse 1] I can tell you all the things that I believe in But you would probably find it all offensive I can tell you what I did this weekend But you would probably think I'm demented [Verse 2] If you don't like me Just wait 'til you meet my friends And if you don't like them Just wait 'til you meet the end We don't need no civil war I guess 'Cause the world just needs another shitty president [Chorus] And I'm a politician I'm a politician [Verse 3] I've been on some bad drugs It was fun I just got some new ones We can do 'em I don't know who the hell you thought you were But you're just another animal [Verse 4] You can't cage us You can't hate us We're too famous We're too dangerous You can't cage us You can't hate us We're too famous We're too dangerous [Chorus] And I'm a politician I'm a politician [Verse 5] I shake hands, kiss babies, tell convenient lies Say I’m just like you, can’t you see it in my eyes I don’t read the fine print, I just sign more checks I don’t care, I got billionaires under my desk [Verse 6] Nice country, heard you got black gold Don’t trust me, we’ve all sold our souls You shoved me, we’ll turn you into black holes My tummy, is still hungry for more! [interlude] [Chorus] And I'm a politician I'm a politician [end]
